The Petite Cottage 🏠

Come in, come in! Go ahead and make yourself at home! But don't get too comfortable. I got a fortune cookie yesterday that said "Don't rely on your friends." It prayed on my insecurities perfectly, but it was also really prophetic, you know? I mean, isn't that something we could all practice a little bit more? Well, I don't mean to say we should because we could, but— oh, you didn't stop by to hear me babble, you wanted to have a chat.

Go on, take your shoes off! We're civilized, here.

“No”? Why not?

Oh. I see.

OK, I'll buy a subscription to The Gazette

Uh, hey— maybe next time you drop off the paper, you could come in for some tea or coffee? I don't get visitors often, really…